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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)

by Simon in

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As for causing a family "war", since his kids are living under Grandma's roof if I were her I'd tell him until he can provide for his family himself, he doesn't get to tell me what I can and cannot talk about in my own house!!

This is an astute point. JW or not, people can say or think whatever the fuck they want under their own roof. Especially when they are elderly and have put up with his bullshit for years, all culminating in the current situation of a hopelessly broken family. I’d be like: “oh NOW you are concerned about your kids? I speak about my own views to my grandkids in the house I’ve lived in for decades and you threaten me by limiting contact with them? The same guy who left them one holiday season to bang hookers in Thailand? The same man who moved an hour away because he didn’t like that our daughter wouldn’t take it up the ass and wouldn’t tolerate him seeing other women?”

There are so many people who are getting shunned by JW relatives. By all accounts, the in-laws have been quite lenient towards them per JW rules. They even allowed him to build an apostate studio underneath their living quarters! Most would take the random JW comment for what it is and count their lucky stars their kids have a seemingly functional relationship with their grandparents. Not Lloyd. He relishes in fucking everything up and sticking his big nose into everything. This was something for Dijana to deal with, not him. Her parents, her family home.

That family desperately needs an enforcer. My family had one - a biker type uncle who would kick the living shit out of boyfriends/husbands who fucked over any of his children, grandchildren, nieces and nephews. Someone who would drive to Zagreb, confront that fat fuck in the street and drop him to the asphalt for speaking to his auntie like that.

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)

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How is this any different from how JWs respond when their children are exposed to beliefs they view as false? Lloyd even brought out the Book of Bible Stories! You can’t script this!

So Lloyd “had words” for the JW in-laws (I’m guessing in his broken Croatian?). Lloyd - have you ever listened to your daughter? She has very strong views that line up with yours and with that in mind, shouldn’t you have let Jessica unwitness to them?

Jessica described it as a “big war” within the family, meaning of course Lloyd was making it into one. Lloyd immediately tried to correct her by saying he “had words”. It could be that Dijana didn’t like him speaking to her parents like that and felt she had it under control. That’s more likely what the “big war” was about.

No, you had to take control by threatening people who, though misguided by their religion, do have a concern with how their grandchildren are being raised and with good reason - Lloyd and his manipulation and bully tactics. And we had better believe that he threatened them with not seeing them ever again. Who’s acting more like a JW? Who is actually threatening to tear family members apart from each other?

The video was cringe. The daughter wanted to be silly and have fun. Lloyd frequently had to interrupt and/or ignore her comments in order to get to what HE wanted to talk about. His comments to her indicate this was not the first time he had gone over that book with her:

Lloyd: Do you remember me explaining this picture to you?

Jessica: He explained this to me

The portion about paradise had me rolling in that Jessica was dead-on about where her father went:

Jessica: If you want to see paradise you get on a plane and you land and you are in paradise!

Lloyd: Places like that already exist and I said I know… (oh he knows quite well how to get to paradise)

Lloyd, why don’t you tell her about how the plane dropped you in paradise so you can see the ~~sex workers~~ elephants?

Finally, in what could be best described as a statement about who really raises them, Lloyd asks her about what she would do if granny ever said those things again.

“I’d call Mummy!”

Lloyd: “You’d call Mummy or Daddy…”

This is how JWs parent children. Kids eat Christmas candy at school, it’s straight to the Book of Bible Stories about the Babylonian furnace. Lloyd stated that the book had traumatised him as a kid, but he is so emotionally retarded that he doesn’t see how he’s doing it again with them.

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)

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I'd say extradition is a long shot.

What Sisak Municipal Court judge is going to have the gravitas to forward an extradition request to the Croatian Foreign Ministry, all on behalf of a man they cannot even locate or even provide his current address?

What is absolutely insane is that he actually believes this is likely to happen. Extradition is not happening. It’s a notoriously difficult and lengthy process. If it were easy, why isn’t Julian Assange facing trial in the US after over a decade of detention? Why is Roman Polanski still dining out after pleading guilty to a CSA charge and then absconding prior to sentencing?

And Jabba the Hutt thinks he can get 7 people from all over the world in a Sisak court for retweets and video commentary regarding his disastrous livestream?

He’s doing it from the relative safety of the Croatian legal system because if he goes to the US/UK/Aus and sues, it’s going to be prohibitively expensive and he’s exposing himself to a counter suit that has a high probability of being successful.

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Lloyd Evans Patreoff Pool March 2024

by DerekMoors in

for those still interested in lloyd's fall from grace, i made up a chart of my own.

april 2023 is when he put out his "things are bad" tin cup begging video, and he got a small surge to 592 on the 13th of that month.

i'm also using his all-time peak of 897 from november 2022.. for march, we're gonna say a modest -15, putting him at 352. i'm also curious as to when he might hit 300 and then 200. if he keeps up with an average of -20 every month, he'll be at less than 190 before the end of this year.. happy guessing everyone..

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366 currently. +5 since his low and dropping. 17 away from my first ever Patreoff championship.

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)

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That “I would have liked the option to be gay” is more reflective of him trying to score points as a progressive than him trying to out himself as one. He’s often sought out fights with people online that invariably ended with him applying the label of homophobic or transphobic. It’s an ingrained part of his shtick to start passionately sounding off on issues traditionally associated with the political left.

As much as a victim he likes to be, if he had been gay we’d have already known about it and the M7 would have picked up a homophobic label by now. When he said on the livestream “my sexuality has been tampered with”, I thought for sure he was coming out as bi. It would have been an opportune moment to do so and would have given him another talking point he desperately needed. But he didn’t.

Whether he’s 50% this or that, he’s definitely 100% a liar and hypocrite and abusive to those around him.

Yep. A fine example of that was during the migrant crisis when Croatia was being used as a transit point. He passionately defended their cause and symbolically offered up his home as a refuge! Either he was just virtue signaling or was being a moron for exposing his wife and young daughters to Syrian migrants sleeping in his own house. As protective and controlling over his own family as we know him to be, it was likely virtue signaling.

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)

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So here's my thoughts on the gey day thing.

He has mentioned before that he is not sexually compatible with his ex wife.

To add: The reason his wife gave as to their sexual incompatibility is that he primarily desired anal sex. She did not. They hadn't had vaginal intercourse since before his youngest was born in 2019. Not to say they weren't intimate since then, but it primarily consisted of him asking her to do things whilst he masturbated.

Doesn't mean he's gay, but worth noting.

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)

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His biggest problem is that he doesn't realize he's bad at comedy.

And this video was a compilation. Meaning he thought these passages were actually the good portions of his stand-up. I'd hate to see what didn't make the cut.

Most of these jokes weren't even jokes. Talking about JW upbringing and what was disallowed isn't that. There was no punchline. Any Brit could have offered the same wry reasoning that an Indian dish is now the national dish. He probably had heard that comment on a television show and recycled it for people who had little or no exposure to it.

The part about him thinking his privates were going to explode after a discussion about masturbation with his dad was something I thought he would drop based on how it completely sucked the air out of the room on the last one. We keep asking the same question - why did he tell Kim and Bob he was seeing prostitutes? The answer is right in front of us. He likes talking about his private parts and what he does to it in public. He seems to really get off on it. I seriously doubt Dijana would have ever rang the bell on why he resigned as an elder and that entire mess, but there he went - it was because he was sexting other women! Like it was something "cool" that he did. Almost like it's his own bat-signal to horny women in the audience that he's available and up for just about anything.

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)

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Openly pondering whether the women who supposedly led him on and on may have googled his name and were aghast at what they found. He kept texting until they finally had to tell him to stop. It’s kind of unavoidable. He tells them he’s on YouTube and that’s leading them directly into the fire. They may have even found this thread. So of the few who might have actually been initially interested in Jabba the Hutt are then turned off by what he’s been up to and how he torpedoed his marriage because she didn’t match up with his kinks.

He’s so easy to find. A simple search will reveal the name of his wife and two daughters who live in Sisak.

What a legacy.

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)

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uh oh, looks like the mega thread gave up the ghost, so while i investigate / fix it just continue the discussion here .... it's been a long 9 years lloyd evans / john cedars.

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The thing about girls who all "lead you on and lead you on and lead you on and then reject you" is so blatantly misogynistic

He's essentially saying he's an incel (involuntarily celibate). There's actually an incel community notable for misogyny, where they bark about how women (or less common, men) are unreasonable in their standards for partners. I can sense that's going to be a new part of his routine.

His shtick is centred round him being a fish out of water in Croatia. He's lived there for 15 years and still does not understand many things about the people and the culture.

His comedy routine has devolved into this:

I'm a Brit who lives in Croatia. Golly are things different here and here's my list of complaints.
I was raised as a JW, but came to Croatia, didn't understand the sermons, started thinking for myself and left the religion.
JWs have all these restrictive rules which affected me greatly. Mostly to do with sex. I couldn't be gay, have sex outside of marriage with multiple partners, wank, watch porn, or marry anyone outside of the religion.
As a result I have a very unremarkable love life and here are my dating nightmares.

The part about him being sapiosexual is what he truly believes, but in reality is a cover for having little prospects outside of marriage. He's claiming many women don't meet his standards when the reality is the precise opposite - A man in his mid-40s, overweight, divorced, non-attractive man with a Muppet nose isn't attractive by any means for the women he is trying to woo. Evidently there have been some who seemed interested and went on dates with him, only to fend off his requests for more dates with texts breaking it off.

Hearing that makes me believe even further that at some point last summer, after multiple rejections and continued celibacy outside of sex workers, he made a play for reconciliation with Dijana. It was turned down and perhaps his reaction to it led to her dropping as a producer and distancing herself from his failing company. The Aftermath video was a culmination of all these frustrations he had - his wife closing the door for good on a reconciliation, Tibor starting to get restless regarding an uncertain future and his patrons being in freefall despite his best efforts at begging.

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)

by Simon in

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uh oh, looks like the mega thread gave up the ghost, so while i investigate / fix it just continue the discussion here .... it's been a long 9 years lloyd evans / john cedars.

Las Malvinas son Argentinas

And you guys are glutton for punishment tuning in to it.

Not at all.

La basura de un hombre es el tesoro de otro.

See: The Room, Wiseau, Tommy.

It’s the most honest I’ve ever seen Lloyd be.

It’s also so bad it could be performance art.